- If her home has that fried chicken and urine smell.
- If there are four or more kids running around.
- If all the food in the kitchen consists of milk, cheese and cereal products.
- If she has on an ankle bracelet because she’s on house arrest.
- If you go to use her telephone and the receiver smells like “stank breath.”
- If her mother tries to send you to the store for “beer.”
- If she has a pet dog and you can see its rib cage.
- If her phone is ringing nonstop.
- If she washes her panties in the bathroom sink.
- If her grandmother just got back in town from All Star Weekend.
Source: King Flex
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