1. If her home has that fried chicken and urine smell.
  2. If there are four or more kids running around.
  3. If all the food in the kitchen consists of milk, cheese and cereal products.
  4. If she has on an ankle bracelet because she’s on house arrest.
  5. If you go to use her telephone and the receiver smells like “stank breath.”
  6. If her mother tries to send you to the store for “beer.”
  7. If she has a pet dog and you can see its rib cage.
  8. If her phone is ringing nonstop.
  9. If she washes her panties in the bathroom sink.
  10. If her grandmother just got back in town from All Star Weekend.

Source: King Flex

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